We sat down and talked with Hermann’s own Space Cadet Willy, owner of Space X+Infinity rockets and his plans to be the first to land on Mars. Gazette: Willie, you have been working on a plan to get to Mars for quite a long time. How did it all start. Willie: Was about ten years […]
Next months ‘Hermann’s Time Travelers Society’ meeting won’t be held last Thursday as planned but the previous Saturday. The minutes from next years meeting in 1840 Scotland would have been previously read in last years picnic before Saturdays meeting. Club secretary Harvey ‘formaldehyde’ Dunkirk won’t be attending as he died in another time line. But […]
For a limited time Pop of ‘Pop’s eel on a stick and other frozen treats’ will be offering fried eel on a stick. All the slimy goodness of eel except fried. Come and get yours before the lot goes bad. Warning: please don’t consume fried eel if you are pregnant, plan to get pregnant, was […]
The Norman Church will be offering support groups, again this year, for all you weirdos. All groups will meet in the basement, so as to isolate you from all us normal people. Groups available are: Recovering Ballpoint pen kleptomaniacs. Overcoming the fear of Saranwrap. People who attend Dr. Looselugnut seminars. The forth wall really is […]
A motivational seminar by Hermann’s own Dr. Bob Looselugnut Phd. (honorary) will be held next Thursday at the Norman Church gymnasium. The subject of the seminar will be “You’re all just a bunch of losers, so deal with it!” Breakout sessions afterwards will delve more deeply into your worthlessness and will include such subjects as: […]
Come February the Hermann Holistic Vocational School will be offering Life Enhancement courses for young and old alike. Classes for Children ages 5-10: How to design a micro-app for your Iphone. Saturdays 9-11am Networking your mobile media. Thursdays 5- 7pm Adruino robotics programming. Tuesdays 5-7 pm Classes for Adults: How to stop your VCR from […]
In regards to last nights snow storm that produced almost a dusting of snow, Mayor ‘Bucketmouth’ Hamilton has released a official Tweet to address the subject: Please dress accordingly.